The Dissector

Disclaimer: This column and its author do not aim to insult the creators and editors hereby mentioned, or to belittle the work they do. It is written partially in-character, as The Dissector is a semi-fictitious persona that, for all his similarities with the writer, is considerably less tolerant than the real MaGnUs is. And although the sarcastic, and even sometimes sardonic tone of the writing might belie it, MaGnUs, and even his evil alter ego, The Dissector, have nothing but the utmost respect for said creators and editors, and a deep appreciation for the hard work they do. Except, of course, for Rob Liefield's attacks on anatomy and that writer I named the Bazzar scale after... sorry, I can't help it, The Dissector is stronger than I am...